It’s TGIFANWCHSB! That means, Thank God It’s Friday And Now We Can Have Some Bacon! Of course, like any regular person, you were eating bacon all week. But Friday is always a special day for bacon love. Because that is the day we explore the crooks and nannies (I think I got that backwards) of the Internet for all of the best bacon blog posts and bacon tweets.
1. Bacon Grilled Cheese
I think this is what is served in heaven right after you’ve spent the day skydiving with sharks and galloped across a few rainbows riding unicorns. It’s sort of the perfect topper for a perfect day.
2. Bacon Doughnut
This bacon doughnut does look like it has developed some sort of fungusy growth. But if bacon were a fungus that naturally grew on objects, I’d probably just keep all of my stuff in a warm, slightly damp state all the time.
3. Brain On Drugs
This is a riff on those old “Say No!” ads from the 80s, and it sorta makes it clear what we are all thinking at the time: doesn’t your metaphorical brain look kinda delicious? At the very least, I think it is telling us that our brain really needs bacon for it to be complete.
4. Bacon Poetry
But let’s not forget that bacon is, like poetry, an inspiration from the gods. It’s no wonder they go together. As @notoriousTBG (not his/her real name?) says about bacon: “a dark, smoked confection./Sweet, to crackling crispiness fried.” Or, put more simply: “Bacon! food perfection!”
5. Bacon Narwhal
This is a miniature narwhal. It is made of bacon. Why is there a narwhal made out of bacon? Well, why the narwhal not? (BTW I think reddit has something to do with this…)
6. The Bacon Bowl
We’ve shown you bacon dishes and cutlery before. But this site actually shows you how to make bacon dishes! It’s pretty durn simple. Just weave some bacon in the shape you want, and fry the sucker (or bake it). Voila! Your bowls are instantly 500% tastier than they were previously – possibly even more! (You could be eating off chocolate cutlery, for all I know.)
7. Bacon Nachos
And when you’ve created your bacon dishware, why not cook some nachos on it? I mean, what were you thinking of serving on your bacon dishware – vegetables? Dude, rule number one of bacon: you have to go big, or go home.
8. Bacon Rolling Papers
Since the Republic of Bacon is a law-abiding place, and none of you are engaging in illegal activities, these bacon-flavoured rolling papers would only be used for the manual preparation of cigarettes, right? You should probably just nod and agree.
9. Wake and Bacon T-Shirt
Some people might say that this shirt is about something other than having some bacon for breakfast – perhaps something related to bacon rolling papers – but I don’t know what they could be referring to. LA LA LA LA! I’m plugging my ears with my fingers and I can’t hear you!
10. Bacon Apple Pie
Remember when I posted about bacon apple pies? No? GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. YOU REALLY NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS. BACON CAN BE ADDED TO APPLE PIES TO INCREASE THE AWESOMENESS OF BOTH BACON AND THE PIES IN WHICH THEY SIT. That is all.