As I cook a fair bit of bacon every day, I’m sure I have a deep and permanent odour of bacon. (I do notice that the dogs of the neighbourhood are often following me around, chomping at my clothes, but it could just be due to the fact I’m usually carrying bacon, as well.) But in case you are not like me, yet another company is offering a meat-scented cologne. This one is entirely bacon-scented – it’s official odour is “Pork Barrel BBQ.” But I assume that if you set a barrel of pork on fire, the difference in odour between it and bacon will be minimal. I’m sure, for starters, that the neighbourhood dogs won’t notice that you don’t smell like bacon, really. And they are pretty much the only people you’d want to attract with this, right? I mean, I hope you aren’t using it to attract women.